Hey guys! I have thought of a great way to
scam bribe earn
new watchers for my account, so I will be using my welfare funds to give away a big cash prize to one lucky winner who enters my raffle!What you get if you win this raffle:
<--How to enter this raffle:
1: WATCH ME! WATCH ME! WATCH ME! WACTH EM!11 WTCEH AM!1111ONE
(This step is VERY important!)
2: Post a journal linking to this entry!
(Please don’t make the journal title boring, like. “Raffle” because I am a self entitled attention whore and I need all the watchers I could possibly get!)
3: Take a naked picture of yourself and email it to me at Iamapervert@Yeehaw.com.co.uk.se.org.asm
4: Jab a spork into your eyesocket!
5: Do the Hokey Pokey and turn around!
6: Find the cure for cancer!
7: Disregard all of the above steps because I am not shallow enough to use real money to bribe watchers that I do not deserve!*I will be checking every entry to make sure you’ve done all the steps above. So make totally sure before posting your entry that you have followed the steps above! (Why did I use that in the same paragraph twice?)*
The winner will be chosen on the 12th of NEVER by random whogivesafuck!